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Highway unit finally available for 10-53 on highway
SOUTH BRONX – All eyes are on the Bronx this morning, as confusion shook up the 53rd Precinct in what can only be called a once in a career event. At approximately 1030 hours, a Highway Patrol unit picked up and handled a 10-53 on the Major Deegan Expressway.
UMOS Camps Overnight at Rodman's Neck for shot at Relay 1
CITY ISLAND, BRONX – It’s official. The long-standing record of earliest arrival at Rodman’s Neck for the qualification cycle has been broken. Police Officer Wicks, a career transit cop, had been camped out in front of the mess hall since 1500 hours the night before.
Anti-Crime Team Saves Day With Marijuana Collar
BUSHWICK, BROOKLYN – Late yesterday, members of the 64th Precinct’s Anti-Crime team arrested the individual responsible for a string of marijuana complaints, in one of the most high-profile arrests of the year, sources said.
Staten Island Cop with “Sheepdog” Shirt Makes First Collar in Months
STATEN ISLAND – Finally, after months of scamming and dodging, the buffiest cop in the command, PO Joey McBufferson, finally made an arrest to the shock of his fellow officers. McBufferson cuffed 68-year-old Cliff Benton of Staten Island, whose license was suspended for one scoff on one date. It is unclear why discretion was not utilized on the three-time veteran of the Vietnam War with a portable oxygen tank.